"Old Grampa finally realised you can't recycle toilet paper."
HZDS party parliamentary caucus leader Tibor Cabaj on hearing that former President Michal Kováč had given up his presidential candidacy only days before the May 15 vote.
"I don't need them [voters]. They're going to need me."
Independent presidential candidate Ján Demikát, expressing his disappointment after receiving only 0.15% popular support
